4 words: hood of his car
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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