The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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