She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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