I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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