We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
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