Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
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Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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