i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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