I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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