I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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