So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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