Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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