So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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