Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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