what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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