guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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