Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I AM VODKA MAN
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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