I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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