why didn't you poke me back
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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