is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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