shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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