I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
