First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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