I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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