Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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