oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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