But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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