People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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