windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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