It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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