Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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