Sry I called you an 8
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
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