eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
There r osticjed everywhere
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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