OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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