okay pat passed out under dana's car
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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