its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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