i don't like sucking hair
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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