who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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