My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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