Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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