No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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