So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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