Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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