chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I'm having to shit out rocks
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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