Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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