PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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