I wanna bring you to show and tell
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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