you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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