Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Randomize
