theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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