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(502): View more from Kentucky

Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.

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(404): View more from Georgia

this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night

(404): View more from Georgia

i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator

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(571): View more from Virginia

We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."

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(317): View more from Indiana

All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...

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(406): View more from Montana

she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.

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(305): View more from Florida

Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.

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(360): View more from Washington

When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick

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I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"

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