so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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