does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I understand Curling. That high.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
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