fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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