He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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