I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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