did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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