how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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